Turn Up The Lights In Here Baby

[Post title refers to: Kanye West "All Of The Lights"]


What's good! First post from Bruin! Sorry for the delay--the weekend has been nuts and it is only Saturday afternoon!

A couple updates:
The mixer was great. The teams met in the lobby around 9pm to be bussed over to the venue in Century City. Everyone was suited and booted and looking foine. Despite some difficulties with the venue, the Bruin Committee pulled through and delivered a good time. The DJs were great (a wonderful mix of hip hop and bhangra) and teams actually stayed and hung out! The food was good and, as promised, those plastic plates really made a difference.

I tried interviewing a couple people while there and am including the interviews below! Thanks to everyone for putting up with me asking the same questions over and over and over again. And sorry the little thumb print thing below is like the worst close up ever for each of you. And me. For all of us, really.

Today most teams are practicing and getting ready for the show. SMD was nice enough to let me in to their practice. A short clip of them practicing below. The video is mad short and really shaky. Oops.  It was so awesome seeing them run through. Their mix is dope, the choreo is fun and the formation changes are going to be ridic-u-lous. Watch out, Bruin.

Speaking of the ladies of SMD, I am writing this post by the hotel pool while they are all playing marco polo. Actually, I just looked up and they are all holding hands making some formation in the pool saying cheese (right after they sang the California Girls song). They have definitely taken the fun level of this pool up a couple notches.

Hopefully will have some more updates later tonight!

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Now Let Me Welcome Everybody To The Wild Wild West

[Post title refers to: "California Love"]

It is officially BRUIN TIME, BABY! (And a vacation day for me yippee!) Hence the California Love reference. I feel like that song plays at least 36 times over the course of Bruin weekend and every single person does the C-Walk and throws up the West Side sign (even if they are from Arizona...I mean some other non-California state).

Exciting news: I will be blogging the events of the weekend! And as long as things work out as they are supposed to, this will include fun video footage from the various weekend events--mixer, team practices, pre-party, performances, etc. I mean, don't expect the most amazing quality video for all of these events (my trusty flip should be able to do the job) but DO expect some wonderful and funny footage.

To the teams--YAY I can't wait to hang out with old friends, make new friends and capture the fun of the weekend. To readers/people hoping they were at the show but couldn't make it--feel free to give me feedback over the weekend on what you'd like to see (if anything).

The quick rundown of what has happened so far:

I was in Westwood yesterday and stopped by the Bruin President's apartment to say hi with some friends. The apartment was jam packed with food, water, and awesome plastic plates that people at the mixer better appreciate. The organizers were hard at work organizing last minute details. They are putting a ton of work into getting ready for the weekend and from what I could tell--they have spared no detail.

In other news, the Bulls lost yesterday. Which really put a damper on the evening. But now I can't wait to see Dirk killin em in Miami. My call is the Mavs in 6. Yes, I am for real.

I will be at the hotel later today capturing some pre-mixer footage (hopefully). So please check back in!

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As My Reflection In Light, I'ma Lead You

[Post title refers to: Common, "The Light" ]

Whoa, whoa, whoa--another long period between blogs?! Oops! Big things going on in my world. Ya'll don't even know. For example, I got a car wash the other day. It was pretty crazy (no, really it had been like a year or something absurd so it was long overdue and definitely an aberration in my usual weekend activity). This weekend my friend Jon and I decided we needed a random sports team to be really excited about between basketball and football season (I don't like baseball and the impending end of the NBA season is just too much for me to handle). So, we have adopted the Club Deportivo Chivas MLS team. It is completely arbitrary. See Jon's blog post about it here. No, I don't know much about soccer. But I am pretty excited about my new found summer obsession (after the NBA playoffs are over that is). And yes, I have plenty of non-sports-related and non-car wash-related things to do (like work).

As for the blog title post, aside from genuinely loving The Light and the beauty of the lyrics/song (it is one of my favorites), I thought the John Steward-Bill O'Reilly battle over Common's invitation to the White House was relatively interesting and I just so happened to be thinking of Common.  And yes, I just posted a link to World Star Hip Hop instead of You Tube. In other current events that happen to be in my head at the moment--hey Mavs, I see you; Gibson, you are a beast; errybody Dougie (RIP M Bone); and I appreciate you Grant Hill/Jared Dudley/Rick Welts).

Okay back to bhangra! So for today I have my first guest blogger! The wonderful Hans Gill! (Cheering, applause, yippees, woohoos!). You might remember me talking about Hans in my first couple posts--he was one of the guys I talked to early on about joining LBC and one of my first friends on the team back, back in the day.  He is also an old school LBC member, which is where the awesome throw back picture above comes from.

I asked Hans to answer a couple questions about my joining the team and about his experience with LBC.   He also adds some of his insight on the judging and nature of competitions. My self absorbed questions (you should laugh when I make fun of myself otherwise it just makes it awkward for both of us...and yes I mean just me and you because we might be the only two left reading at this point) and his wonderful answers are below. In the brackets I insert my random and probably unnecessary commentary. Enjoy!

1. So my first few blog posts makes it seem like I pretty much stalked LBC. Would you say that is how we met?

Haha well I don't think that was the case..was it? Well even if you did, you certainly had me fooled. I remember you asking me a few times about dancing with us and in general most of us were not really into the whole idea of dancing at competitions with girls because we perceived it to be a bigger headache than it was worth. My comments only apply to the dancing at competitions not parties or anything else like that =)

3. I heard that you considered putting me in a pagh and having me dance the whole time. Seriously?

Oh man that was the brilliant Idea of Sukh if remember correctly. He said in his Sukh style "na hell naaaa we puttin her in a paaghhhh plaayaa".

4. What do you remember about our first practice for Bruin 2006?

The practice was a bit sloppy (that's common) and I remember being a bit frustrated (nothing uncommon again). I do remember you asserting yourself (in a good way) by being very eager to learn and wanted to keep practicing. "Come on guys lets practice" "we gotta get this down". The gentle approach to getting all of us to be focused on practice.

My question to you is what did you think of the first practice? Amazed at our talent? Amazed at our ability to dance in a parking lot? or were you bewildered at how we actually get it done? Somehow the idea of 30 minute breaks and 5 minutes of routine run through didn't really make sense to you but I think you have learned that is the secret sauce along with Gurjit's hilarious jokes.

In all honesty, this question is something which Gurjit, Sukh or Ambi can answer to the exact minutes. I don't know what they eat but whatever it is, its equivalent to bhangra memory pills. These guys can tell you about each dancer was on your Michigan team at the VIBC competition and what their position on the floor was at 4:15, If they were doing the jugni or the morni OR if they were out of position.

5. Did you think I would continue to dance with you guys after Bruin?

When you danced with us at Bruin, I seriously thought it was going to be a one time thing because we didn't want to utilize a gimmick every time, similar to this other down south team which brought out this extremely talented little kid EVERYTIME if you know what I mean, that gets old you know? =) [The smiley face implies he is joking, for all of you getting your banans in a bunch. Speaking of banans.]

And now here we are, 4 years strong with Jazz as a gimmick highlight. Oh wait no you're not a gimmick I take that back and will leave the highlight part of my comment in there =). You brought / bring great energy, structure and overall joyful character to the team and if I knew in 2006 what I know now I would say no question you were going to be part of LBC for life! [SELF PUMP for the winnnnn!]

6. How did you feel going in to Bruin 2006?

Bruin was always the big competition where the best teams performed and I'm sure it was the one event which was marked from day one on every teams calendar. The whole event was just amazing, the huge crowds, amazing parties, great organization (except for the after party nonsense of teams rarely getting in). I usually felt that we were under prepared as a team for the larger events but that is me always being the worry wart. In all honesty, if I have one regret its that I didn't let myself enjoy, as much as I should have, the times which led up to the performances (hanging out, partying and practicing) because I was always too worried about getting the things right. The guys had the right attitude and joked around a lot more and knew that things would work themselves out on stage as they usually did.

There is one thing which I think is important to discuss and that is judging (related to order of the show). I clearly remember picking the order in the show was by far the most frustrating part for every team. It had to do with many things. If you picked the first spot to dance you pretty much were going up when some of the crowd hadn't even shown up. Also the practice time was going to be super early and LBC was never one to back-down from a night of partying till 6am the night before competition. A typical conversation night before a show: Hans: "guys we should get a good nights sleep and can party all we want tomorrow after the show". Ambi (a specific moment which I still remember from LA): "mannnnnnn, F*** sleeping I'm having hella fun right now". Just for that reason alone I always prayed we go later on stage later in the show.

Most importantly if we picked to go up 1 or 2, we knew we would generally be scored lower than the other teams. This is by no fault of the judges rather I think its the structure of the judging. Many of the judges were not qualified to judge and everyone knew that but here is the more important point; Even if I was put in position to judge 10 teams I would err on the side of caution and not be able to give proper scores to the early teams because I have nothing to compare against.

 As the judges see more and more they are able to hone in their scores because they have other performances to compare against. What is required is unbiased comparative judging of a performance. I say comparative because that is naturally what everyone in crowd does and that is how it should be judged. The scoring should be done when ALL The performances have completed. The judges should be able to see a clip of each team and then based on the notes they took during the performance give their scores.

Some are going to argue that each performance should be scored individually with no other performance affecting the score but this is not possible because most judges in the US are not qualified in the art of bhangra and rare are times when teams meet the criteria of TRUE Bhangra. Most of what we see is entertaining fusion bhangra and there is nothing wrong with that, judging has to be structured accordingly. That is just one idea of how to improve it but really there needs to be some research on how other talent shows judge and adopt similar ideas into the bhangra world. Jasmine lets head it up and see what we can do with this =)

7. Anything else you want to add?

The blog which you have created really is a great way for many to share in the experience of the bhangra scene. One thing I grew to understand over my many years dancing is that at the end of the day its all about friendships. If it wasn't for bhangra I wouldn't have never met some of my closets friends (LBC), KJ, yourself.

I hope that the current teams are able to step back and realize though by nature these are competitive events there's far more to gain than just being called the best team. LBC made it a point to be social (perhaps a little too much at times but that's just how we were). From these interactions with other individuals who share the same passion, culture and love for the art of bhangra we gained lifelong friends and that is a prize possession in itself.

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Let The Record Reflect The Records We Set

[Post title refers to: Lupe Fiasco, "Never Forget You"]


Oh no! Another big gap between my last post and this. Between family stuff, work and playoff basketball, my brain has been fully consumed. Speaking of playoff basketball, how ca-razy would it be if we saw a Grizzlies-Hawks finals!? I mean, it is not going to happen, but the way these teams are playing right now I just can’t get enough! My early season call was a hopeful one for a Thunder-Bulls matchup. I am still holding on for that. But I am sure you didn’t come to my blog to read about my perspective on basketball. So, back to bhangra. Actually before I get back to bhangra I have to share an idea! I’d like to analogize bhangra team personalities to basketball team personalities. I don’t actually mean I’d like to as much as I mean I would like other people to.

So, riddle me this: who gets to be the Lakers? Sher? APD? KJ? Who on those teams is like Ron Artest? What team is tryna build up the reputation of being hard like the Mavs? (Clutch defense at the end of tonight's game (Game 1) by Jason Kidd yeeee). Who is the JJ Barea of your team? I know some of ya’ll haters make fun of the short kids. Who always puts him/herself in the front in formations (Kobe (I am a Kobe hater for days and days and days))? Who recently realized maybe they shouldn’t put themselves in the front (Lebron) and gave way to the real star to shine through (Wade)? Who performs awesome in the first half and then goes 33% in the second (Westbrook)? Who gets flops around and feigns injury (Peirce and/or Fisher)? Ah, I could go on for days. A quick high five to Kenny the Jet for calling Phil out for not knowing the substitution rule aaand I'm done.

As a reminder of where we left off—Bruin Bhangra 2006! Am I really still talking about Bruin 2006? Who would have thought I could drag this out into so many posts. For those of you fully uninterested in this stuff and wondering when I am going to get to my thoughts on the scene instead of constantly talking about myself—it is coming. I don’t know when, but I will get there eventually. Until then, I hope you are enjoying the story!

Alright, Already, The Show Goes On.
So showtime had arrived and, unfortunately, we were first in the show. There was a lot of semi-hype around LBC that year. One reason for the hype was that LBC was not in the original Bruin lineup. The rumor is that we didn’t actually get in to the show. I don’t know the full details of what happened but my recollection is that when the lineup was released, LBC was not on it. And then there was some discussion/drama on Punjab Online and for whatever reason we were added. Someone correct me if you remember differently! So, before the performance, we had a good group of people chanting our name, getting us pumped for the dance.

As we were waiting in the wings we were all clumped up, getting excited. Gurjit’s brother, Sukh, aka Cooks, was also in the back with us because he was our “flag guy”—the guy in the intro waiving the flag. Dude was mad nervous about being the flag guy. He would waive the flag around and ask if he was doing it right, if we wanted him to do it differently, etcetera. Funny story: He realized right before showtime that he had forgotten to wear a belt and that raising your hands while waiving a flag around in semi baggy jeans in front of thousands of people could lead to a potential mishap. Thankfully, it did not.

So while Cooks was practicing (yes, he was really practicing) I happened to look up at the exact moment he was perfecting his waive and got poked right in the eyeball. I couldn’t see! Everything went blurry! I had a freak out moment and had a serious flashback: once my senior year of college I was at hip hop practice and poked myself in the eye with my own thumb while doing some choreography. I had to make an emergency ophthalmologist appointment (okay fine, my sister made it for me) and learned that I scratched my own cornea. I had to use special eye drops and refrain from fast, spastic movements for two weeks. If you know me, you understand how difficult this is. So after getting hit in the eye with the flag I freaked out for like 2.2 seconds. Cooks still feels bad about this (no really, he does—he is the one that brought it up like three weekends ago, prompting me to write this paragraph). Turns out everything was fine.

Pump up the Jam.
The performance was amazing. That Nas intro still gets me every time. At about 5:50 is where I come into the dance at the back of the triangle formation. Oh that triangle formation. I remember that as we practiced in the Walnut Creek Bart station I suggested that I come out in a triangle formation because I had seen something similar (but totally not the same) in a performance in Michigan for the Indian Students Association (the Dola Re entrance formation for my Michigan people reading this). But spatially, I could not figure out how to move the triangle and how it would work. PJ from Khalsa Junction was at this practice and he contributed to the idea, helping us figure out how to move it. He remembers the story as HIM coming up with the triangle but let’s not give him too much credit. So I will say that, collectively, we all came up with the triangle spinning. And BAM, there I was.

I will never, for the rest of my life, forget the feeling I had when I heard the crowd’s reaction to my appearance. It was the loudest and most impressive crowd response I have ever encountered. It made me feel excited, happy, proud, and humbled all at the same time. I have butterflies just thinking about it. So I danced my little heart out. And then I couldn’t wait to see the video.

Of course, watching the video back I self-critiqued like crazy. All the little parts where I was doing the move slightly different than everyone else, or the ending where my leg was coming in when it should have stayed out. That kind of thing. I picked the performance apart and I braced myself for the feedback. I was convinced that people would say they didn’t like it or that I danced too differently from the rest of the LBC guys, or whatever other critique they could come up with. But I was the only girl dancing with an all guys team, I was fully prepared for any criticism that was heading my way and I knew that ultimately, a lot of it would make me a better dancer. But in that moment, all I wanted to do was watch the rest of the teams dance, cheer my friends and fellow competitors on, and enjoy the show with my team.

You win some. You lose some.
And then it was time for them to announce the winners. All the teams gathered on stage, dancing around and holding hands before the top three teams were announced. Third place, NOT LBC. We cringed, but were slightly excited. Second place, NOT LBC. We cringed again, and were a little less excited. First place, NOT LBC. I won’t lie-we were disappointed to say the least. But for us, it was more about respect, having fun and putting on a good performance. We called ourselves the “People’s Champs,” and I still think we look back and think we earned that title in 2006. We shook the “loss” off and did what we normally do—prepared ourselves for the after party.

Oh, Bruin after parties. We walked from our hotel to the after party (I wore white shorts, a red shirt and red wedges to match my performance outfit exactly like the corny person that I am) and found a long, long, line at the venue. Being the overly assertive person that I am (okay some people might call it aggressive) I marched right up to the front of the line and explained to the organizer that it was ridiculous that they were refusing entry to competitors but allowing non competitors in through the front. I expressed how disappointed I was that our team was being held outside while all of our friends were inside. Funny how life works out: the person I was explaining all of this to was Poonam, who I later befriended and now still see at competitions from time to time. At the time, however, I had no idea who she was and explained that we just wanted to dance our faces off.

Reflection eternal.
After Bruin 2006 I wondered if I would continue to dance with LBC; if they would want me to continue to dance on the team and if they were sick of my constant request to practice, my lame jokes, my annoying, non-stop emails. They were. They still are. But five years later, I am still around. Emailing them nonsense all day, telling them that we should meet up and practice, writing theses on why we should dance again, and so on.

A random note: While I am at it, I figure I should use this post to also dispel a rumor that I didn’t even know existed until last year--the rumor that I performed at Bruin and continued to dance with LBC because I was dating one of the members. I nearly spit my water out when I heard this. In my head, it just made sense that everyone understood that we had a brother sister relationship. We fight like we are family and we love like we are family. And probably much to my parents’ wedding-talk-loving dismay, I am not, and never have been, involved with anyone on LBC. Just had to get that off my chest.

That just about wraps up Bruin Bhangra 2006. But a little pump before I stop—this year’s Bruin Bhangra show is coming up at the end of the month. If you don’t already plan on going, you should change your plans and go. Buy tickets. Go to the pre party, the show and the after party.  I don’t care how old you are or where you live. It is worth it. Come find me and say hi. I will be wearing something bright. And waiving with both hands. At nobody in particular.

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Your Reach Ain't Long Enough, Your Peeps Ain't Strong Enough

[Post title refers to: Jay Z , "Takeover"]


Sorry for the delay since my last post! I hope you are all still interested, excited, pumped, other adjectives signifying that you will continue to read. Between work, visitors and the Janet Jackson greatest hits concert I was a little behind getting this writing done. On the real, the Janet concert was pretty amazing. I can’t sleep now because I am still all overstimulated from the crazy good show she put on. The woman is 50 and still working it. Next time someone tells me I am too old to compete I am screaming out “If Janet can do it, so can I!” I can hear the response: “But you aren’t a world famous bad butt with millions of adoring fans calling you back to dance.” Minor details. You say tomato, I say tomahhhhto. I don’t actually say tomahhhto. If I did I would punch myself. I do, however, say bad butt instead of bad a*$. Feel free to take that and spread it around, too.

Lights, Camera, Bhangraaaaaaaa
My first performance with LBC is one I will never forget: Bruin Bhangra 2006 in Long Beach, California. Of course, before the performance all I wanted to do was practice. Talk about practice (you talkin’ ‘bout practice?!), what we did at practice, what we will do at practice, when we will practice and when we will practice some more. I LOVE PRACTICE. (You can ask Teji about it.) I love it so much I am getting a head of myself on the chronology.

So in the Summer of 2006 I had just finished my first year of law school and was externing for a judge in Arizona. As always, Bruin was Memorial Day weekend at the Long Beach Performing Arts Center. I flew to LA on the Friday night before the show to meet all the guys in Long Beach. This was technically only our second time together to practice as a full team so we had a lot of work to do.

But first, we went to the mixer. It was at the mixer that I met a now great friend of mine—Vivek. Vivek and I started talking on Friendster early in the Summer of 2005 because a mutual friend told us that we looked alike when we were children. I mean, some people might be offended by this but I did have an awesome baby comb-over so it must have been a compliment. Right? So Vivek and I gchatted (or was it AIM?) and expressed excitement over finally meeting at the Bruin mixer. I found him in the back of the mixer at the Punjabi Soormay table, wearing glasses and a banana republic employee name tag. As a joke. You should laugh. We took a picture together to mark the occasion and have joked around ever since that we were long lost brother and sister that were separated at birth and reunited through bhangra. He now lives about fifteen minutes away from me and I like to go to his house to eat his wife’s amazing cooking and do Dave Chappelle impersonations (okay fine that was only once but it was a hit). And oh, I recycle jokes in case you had not noticed.

Back to the mixer: next up was selection of the order of the show. At bhangra competitions, the normal course of action for determining show order is to allow the teams to select a number at random. I was SO excited that the guys let me pick our place. As I got up to choose our number, there were only two spots left to choose from—either first or last. The positions were wrapped in a large Hershey’s chocolate bar and placed in a large bowl in the front of the room. I walked up to grab a number wearing the black and white flower sari that I borrowed from Harmeet (it was the first time I had ever worn a sari) and everyone was chanting my name as I reached for one of the two bars. In my head I had chosen which bar I would select but as I reached toward it I thought “no, no, you have bad luck--go against your gut instinct and you will choose the right one.” So I reached for the other chocolate bar, unwrapped it, with my heart nearly beating out of my chest. I stared in amazement at the number wrapped in the bar. I CHOSE FIRST. If that is not anti-climactic, I just don’t know what is. The chanting stopped, needless to say. I walked back over to the LBC table with my head hanging to the side thinking that in my first official act as an LBC member, I had let my team down.

After the mixer, we decide to practice in some random parking lot away from the other teams. Annay couldn't find his shoes so he had to wear mine. Yes, you read that correctly. Yes, they were slippers-not real shoes. We practiced as long as we could, perfecting the small parts and running through what we needed to. Like I said, I love practice so I made us keep going and going and going. I distinctly remember Hans saying “Man Jas, you really love to dance-you look so happy practicing.” He spoke the truth.

I also remember that we needed to come up with an ending at this practice. Yes, it was two days before the show and we didn’t have an ending. We have done this several times. So we came up with the choreography that Gurdeep, Ambi and I would do at the end of the dance while the rest of the guys were getting into the stunt formation and called it a night.

Perfect Practice Makes Perfect.

The next day, Saturday, we spend the day practicing in front of the venue—the Long Beach Performing Arts Center. We were greeted by Harjot and the rest of the Gabroos as well as our good friends on the Duniya Allstars. This was my first time meeting the Gabroo Punjabis in real life. Of course I had seen their various videos, including the hilarious ones where they filmed themselves driving to competitions, singing and doing other random, hilarious things (an example but I am sure there are more that I just cannot seem to find at the moment). I was so excited to see them. One of them even interviewed me after the show asking if I was the “Michigan Girl” they remembered from videos. I confirmed that I was but recall pretty silent in this interview. I probably just stood there with a goofy smile on my face, so excited about absolutely everything going on around me.

The tandiyann billyaan (cool cats) from the Duniya All Stars (a team from Vancouver that goes way back), stopped by our practice, gave us high-fives, hung out, the usual. These were the days when you kicked it with other teams—you made new friends every which way you turned. The Duniya dudes (special shout out to the Duniya super star Raju Johal on his upcoming album and DOPE single-get it iTunes if you have not already—Nanchna Pasand) were our buddies, plain and simple. I had the pleasure of competing against them after years at the Elite 8 competition in 2010. It reminded me of the good ole’ days.

After practicing, we got ready and that night (still Saturday) we went to the competition pre-party in the awesome yellow school bus. In normal bhangra competition form, there was not enough space for all of us so we crammed ourselves in the bus, singing boliyaan the whole way to the venue. We also started the “bus driver” chant, which turned out to be a big hit. I wish I had something more memorable to say about the pre party. I don’t. It was fun. We stayed up late, in true LBC fashion. This is where I started to learn that these guys take having fun seriously. Seriously.

The next day, Sunday, was the day of the show. Being the practice lover that I am, I wanted to ensure that we had time to do a full run through before our actual tech time (anyone who has danced with me knows that I absolutely am not okay with the first full out run through of the day to be our tech time). So, we got up and got ready to go. Random aside: Everyone thought it was so weird that I was going to shower before tech time. Especially considering I was only going to dance for two minutes. I am not sure what it is about bhangra weekends, but I just feel the incessant need to shower. On Sunday before tech, again before the show, again after the show and then maybe if I am awake enough after the after party. Bhangra involves a lot of sweating. And if you know me you probably also know that sweat and I are no strangers. I am not sure why I just felt comfortable enough to talk about my sweating issues on a public forum. It is late. I might regret this in the morning. Those of you reading this before my regret kicks in, causing me to delete this, I hope you are getting a good laugh.  To continue on the shower discussion, Sukh does this thing he calls "body showers" when he is in a hurry on competition weekends. We say "Sukh hurry up we gotta go." He says, "Okay I'll be ready just gotta take a quick body shower." I still don't know what the difference is between that and a regular shower. More important question: How did this become a post about hygiene?

So we started our tech time and it was AMAZING. We did our formations walk through before doing our run through to music. As the music started, I waited in the curtains, in my usual back corner space. Waiting in the curtains for an entire performance is thrilling and nerve wrecking at the same time. It gives me six minutes to think about messing up, to get nervous about the crowd, to convince myself that I am going to forget a move and get hated on because I only have like ten moves to do total. But it also gives me six minutes to watch my brothers dance and to cheer them on one by one, screaming, jumping up and down, and waiving at them with both hands (it is a trend in my life). So tech time comes and goes and the next thing I know we are suited and booted (hey Jazzy B) and heading to the venue for the show.

Showtime! In another post.

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Somebody Told Me This World Was Small, Used to Live in the Same Building On The Same Floor

[Post title refers to: The Roots "You Got Me"]

Email Gold.

My next post was going to be about Bruin itself—the mixer, practice, the show. BUT as I was remembering details I realized I forgot about one of the best LBC emails I have received to date and decided that I NEEDED to include it. I got this email from an LBC original-Sukh-on April 30, 2006, just a couple weeks after being asked to dance with LBC and a few weeks before the show. It is hilarious and very telling of the kind of guys LBC dancers are. Note that I don't edit out the sarcasm or the random comments.  If you are aghast wondering if my parents are reading the not-totally-Punjabi-parent-friendly comments that follow (see number 5 below and the last item in the required items list), yes, they are. And they are probably laughing and calling me crazy. (Hi Mom! Hi Dad!)

Here it is:

“hi jas. first and foremost i want to welcome u to the LBC family....lbc is a family of bhangra stars that have been dancing for years but have nothing to show for it.......this is a one year minimum membership that calls for a monthly payment of $59..99 for club and other expenses. as a member of LBC u are prohibited from talking to any members from other teams regarding our team, mix, routine, ideas, personal problems, love problems, health issues, financial status…..sign and date below if all terms are understood...


____________ _____
signature            date
sukh singh
"ceo of LBC"



As a new member to the LBC family we are curious to learn more about you..below is a group of questions that we would like u to answer.....
p.s. this may affect your LBC membership, please answer questions wisely!
1- favorite bhangra team
2- favorite dancer
3- shoe size
4- yearly income
5- do u have a single sister
6- what is 4+3-2/5*0-1+6/9(5.562)
7- what songs is kj dancing to at bruin
8- is ranveer dancing
9- has bhui found the keys
10- is bunty ready


If 2 or more questions are answered incorrectly or found to be false upon our sources you will be indefinitely dismissed from the club and required to pay a cancellation fee of $109.99 along with first month membership of $59.99 first practice requirements. As u approach ur first lbc practice a few things will be required on ur part to bring to practice.. below is a list of things that will be required for u to purchase and bring to the practice...


REQUIRED
2-bottles of CROWN
3-bottles of COKE
2-pizzas
1-bag of chips
minimum 2 maximum 15 hot girls (we will decide what is HOT, be sure to pick wisely ur participation may be based on this!)


RECOMMENDED but NOT REQUIRED
tennis shoes
shorts
extra t shirts
brain
water bottles
ideas
and YOU”

I still think this is one of the funniest emails I have gotten. I was sitting in the med school library (third floor, facing the parking lot) studying for finals when I received it and remember laughing out loud at the part where Sukh asks about the keys to the truck. Some of these questions are inside jokes that a lot of readers won't understand. Unless the only people reading this are my teammates and people who know us relatively well. In which case HI and please force your friends to read this so I don't talk to you about it over and over and over again and convince you to make different aliases to post comments under. Not that I'd do that....

So for those of you who aren't privy to the inside info--a quick explanation. On 5, no, I didn't have a single sister. Funny story--she is actually married to the guy that did the voiceovers on early Khalsa Junction mixes. Small world, I KNOW.

On 8, Ranveer was the little kid (who is so tall and good at field hockey now) that used to come out and dance with Khalsa Junction. He was their little secret weapon. And he was (is) a great kid. He would come to the competitions with his mom (Hi Auntie!) and sister (Hi Harmeet!) and want to stay up all late with everyone else--convince us all that he wasn't tired despite the fact that his eyes were red and he couldn't keep them open. For the record, he was dancing that year (at about 1:40 of that video with another awesome girl dancer (who is now on DRP! Hi Gagan!)). And he was crazy good, as always.

On 9, Bhui is the name of the KJ Dholi. In 2005, when I danced with KJ, the voiceover introduced us by asking Bhui where the keys to the truck were. So for like a year, we started many a conversation with "Bhui, who took the keys to the truck?" We thought it was funny. Typing it out here I feel like there are crickets chirping and I am on the mic looking all nervous hoping someone out there somewhere is laughing. No? No laughter? Okay, my default when that happens--quote Dave Chappelle. "Sesame Street got a character on there named Oscar. They treat him like [crap] the entire show. Judge him right to his face--''Oscar you are so mean! Yeah Oscar, you're a grouch!' But it's like '[JERK!], I live in a [stinking] trashcan!" Yes, I just bracketed out the curse words. Oh man, now I am really laughing out loud. Another sidenote on the Bruin video: yes, that is me that says "hit the switches" and yes, those are my "hoys" and "bruaahs" that you can hear. Oops.

On 10, Bunty was the singer for KJ. At Bruin and Boston Bhangra 2005 (KJ guys feel free to chime in if I am wrong on this date) he started the performance by saying "Tu Readyyaaaaaan?!" Which we also copied for years to come.

All of this goes to show-teams pretty were close back in the day. We became more than just competitors that wrote on each others' facebook walls every now and then. And we had a sense of humor about things (most of us anyway). We could make fun of ourselves, of each other--we didn't take all of this stuff too seriously because to us, it was more about gaining friendship and respect than it was about being the absolute best or being the most feared. Can you tell I have an entire post about that coming?

So back to the email: thanks to the oh-so-wonderful gmail, I discovered that I forwarded this email back to Sukh in January of 2009, suggesting that we should do Bruin again after a one year hiatus. IT WORKED.  Okay, maybe that's not the reason we danced but whatever. Maybe this post will convince everyone to do another competition later this year? YEAH BOI.

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First Things First, I’ll Eat Your Brains

[Post title refers to: Kanye West featuring Nicki Minaj, "Monster"]


I'm a Monster.
I figured I would start my post about how I joined an all guys’ team with a Nikki Manaj reference. Not that I love her. But her verse on Monster is really working for me. Like when I listen to that song when running on a treadmill I run at 8 mph singing out loud, twisting my wrists all around like I got somebody to yell at. It is ca-razy.

A lot of people ask me how I joined LBC. Here’s the story. In the Fall of 2004, I watched a competition in Houston, Texas. LBC was performing there. I had seen these dudes’ videos online and heard about them, but didn’t know much aside from the fact that they were well-respected dancers. When I saw them perform, I absolutely fell in love with their grace, their choreography, their simplicity. Everything about them seemed so… cool. Of course, I was like those are cool Northern Cali guys, I am not going to talk to them. Maybe it was Sukh’s long curly hair I was intimidated by? Or Ambi (aka Phil Jackson)’s gutti? Bill’s huge calf muscles? Not sure.

See ya ‘round.
I competed against some of the LBC dudes at VIBC in January of 2005 when they danced with 3D (Davis Di Dynasty) (I was still on MBT at this point). That was actually where I first met one of our dancers, Gurjit, but he has zero recollection of this meeting. I remember where we met (the lobby), what I was wearing (blue MBT shirt, white pants and red, white and blue sneakers). And I remember that Gurjit was carrying the daangs. But mostly, I just remember his braces. (HA! How much do you hate me for bringing those up on a blog?) But again, I think these guys are cool cats. Tandiyaan billiyaan, if you will. Feel free to take that and spread it around.

Next, I saw LBC compete at CSUN in March of 2005. By now, I am in full on love with their style, their performance, everything. I decide that I will make them my friends. Those of you who have been the victim of this decision know that I don’t take this task lightly. I will attack full force-talk to you, wave at you (with both hands if you are lucky), ask you ridiculous questions, pretty much do whatever I can to get to know you. And get to know them I did. I hung out with them after the show, at the after party and at the hotel. Annay just reminded me that I was wearing a "funny green jacket" at CSUN. That's cool. At least it was memorable.

In particular, I came to know a one of the nicest guys on LBC—Hans. He was an LBC member from Northern Cali that happened to be moving to AZ to do some real estate investment work. How fortunate for me that my parents are from Arizona! So, I befriended Hans, inviting him to my family’s house (even though I wasn’t there) to kick it with the fam. To this day, my parents still ask how Hans is doing.

So during this time of getting to know Hans, I was graduating from undergrad and was starting my first year of law school, going through major bhangra withdrawal and going through major school-related stress (the first year of law school is seriously rough, for those that don’t know). So I start to joke around with Hans about dancing with LBC. Literally, I would say stuff like “Man Hans, wouldn’t it be cool if I danced with LBC?” He would give me a weird nervous laugh and change the subject.

Then in January of 2006 I went to Vancouver to get my bhangra fix and watch the VIBC competition, where LBC was competing. I sat in the third row with my lovely friend Harmeet and cheered louder than I had cheered in my life. Not only because I loved these bears but also because I was fully engaged in Operation Make LBC My Friends. I am pretty sure I scared them. Nonetheless, I kicked it with those guys, got to know them a little better, and continued my joking about dancing on their team. Enter Friendster. Man o man. Remember Friendster!? I recently was reminded of it and looked back at some of the messages between me and the LBC guys--they were awesome. And how appropriate that I found them in the midst of writing this blog. Fate, I say. FATE. One of my favorite messages was from Bill. It said "Jasmine + LBC = History." And that's it.

The Call.
Lo and behold, over Spring Break (March of 2006) I was studying in the law library and got a call from Hans. I went outside to the benches in front of the library and called him back to see what was going on. I was studying torts that day. Shudder. Sidenote: I am like Rainman status with all these memories. Side, sidenote: I actually have never seen Rainman and many other important movies—I just know what they are about and reference them to be in the cool crowd. So Hans calls and says, “So Jazz, were you serious about dancing with LBC?” I am lying. I don’t know exactly what he said. But I said something along the lines of HECK YEAH. And the rest, as they say, is history.

But I will still tell that history. So a couple back and forth phone calls later Hans and I discuss a couple things—how will I dance with LBC? Will I put a pagg (turban) on and just pretend I am a guy? (No seriously, we considered that.) Will I dance the entire time? Will I be a surprise at the end? We chose the latter option, obviously.

It’s Bruin Time, Baby!
So I finish my first year of law school and take my last final. Immediately after my last final, I go home, pack and get myself to LA. Once there, my wonderful friends Harmeet and PJ pick me up and we begin our journey driving up north for my first ever LBC practice. It is the second week of May 2006. We arrive in Walnut Creek on Friday night. The competition is in two weeks. Practice begins in the Walnut Creek BART station parking lot. At this point, I had met most of the guys on the team but had not hung out with them for that much time. So, I get to talking.

One of my most distinct memories from this fine Saturday afternoon was Annay’s purple shirt and bright green shorts. He will be SHOCKED that I remember this. Rainman, remember? Plus, I like bright colors. Throw a little neon and sparkle at me and I will be distracted for hours. (Actually Annay won’t be as shocked anymore because I ended up telling him I remembered all of this the other day when we were drinking Coconut Waters and now it is kind of anti-climactic. Oops.) So when I met Annay, I knew we’d be buddy bears for life. Six years later, I still think that is the case. Annay was my ultimate defender. Slight break in the chronology to give props to the little bear: when people would post negative things about me on POL (inevitable when you are the only girl dancing on an all guys team), he would be the first to reply. He'd call me family in the face of people calling me a gimmick. When I'd get weird about continuing to dance on all-guys team and maybe wearing out my welcome, he'd be the first to say "No Jasmine, No Annay."

Back to the story. We  were in the Walnut Creek BART parking lot and practice started with Gurdeep teaching me the choreography to Sardaar, the song that pretty much defines my career with LBC. I just about melted. Gurdeep is one of the illest dancers ever. EVER. And the man does a mean Jazzy B impression to top it off. Then I saw Gurdeep and his brother Ambi (aka Phil Jackson) do the choreo together, and I almost melted again. Ambi is a force to be reckoned with. His grace is unmatchable. And his humor is side splitting. More on that later.

Then I saw the rest of the guys—Bill, Hans, Manna, Harps, Gurjit, Sukh, Turbo—learn the dance in about 30 seconds. I was impressed, to say the least. Every single one of these guys was an ill dancer. And every single one had a unique quality that I appreciated. Hans is/was focused, directed and efficient. Bill was practical, respectful and random (anyone who knows him knows this is true!) Manna is one of the nicest human beings alive. Harps has an amazing work ethic. Gurjit is absolutely hilarious--I laugh at every single thing he says. Turbo is a ridiculously talented dancer with an honest and fresh perspective. And Sukh--aka 40, aka Sukh Dawg, aka Rawhna, aka 40, aka Sukhy Wukhy, is one of the most generous and genuine people I have met in life. More on team personality later.

So I practiced as much as I could with those guys for my two days in Walnut Creek. I learned a lot that weekend—first and foremost that I was not in Michigan anymore. No more drill sergeant practices, no more cleaning until you are blue in the face. I also learned about grace. And on a corny tip-I also learned then and there that I would be forging relationships with some of the coolest and nicest dudes I would ever meet.

So Bruin 2006 rolled around and I met the guys in LA. I WAS SO EXCITED. I literally brought every single white and red item of clothing I owned. (Don’t front like ya’ll don’t pack every item of clothing in your team colors for bhangra competition weekends.) Literally, I could not wait to dance again, to be part of a team again. Literally, I could use the word literally 5 times right now and be okay with it. Literally. I had been waiting for this moment for an entire year. An entire lifetime. It had finally arrived.

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